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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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