Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Anti Joke

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