- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.