three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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