yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A: Do you like it B: No

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Women's rights...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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