- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

womans rights...

I grunt when I poop.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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