A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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