- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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