- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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