- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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