- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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