Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Womens' sports

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Latvia isn't a joke

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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