- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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