- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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