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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koalas mum is a slut

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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