- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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