- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Title IX

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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