- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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