- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A person from Singapore eats

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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