- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

poop

ever tried african food? they neither

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

you suck

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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