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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

i read the terms of service when i posted this

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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