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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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