- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Justin Bieber's mother.

Poop!!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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