Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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