- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Koalas mum is a slut

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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