- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

cats are pussies

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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