- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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