Knock, knock -The door's open.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Poop.

British Dentistry

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Refrigerator

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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