- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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