- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Good job, son.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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