- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I need to start studying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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