Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Elizabeth Warren

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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