- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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