Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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angelosnyder is not gay

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I have an erection My mom!

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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