Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Andy Carrol

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Potato!

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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