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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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