- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

God. God.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Punching a baby

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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