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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Cheese

Dumb

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Tim and Eric

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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