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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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