Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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