Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Donald Trump

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Guess what? Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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