Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Well, there's one way...

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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