I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Today is March 22.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Anti Joke

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