- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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