Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Jews

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

2 Penises

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

An Artic Storm.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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