why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Punching a baby

WEED!

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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