Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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