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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

No.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

THE GAME.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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