what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

MySpace.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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