- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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