What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Wanker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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