- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

He--Hey guys

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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