- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

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