How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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