- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

willie revilame

He--Hey guys

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

no pun intended

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Here's another:

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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