In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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darude- sandstorm

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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