What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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destiny

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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