What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Carrot fingers

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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