- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

The lion swallowed his pride.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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