Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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TIMMY

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