Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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arena football

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Three black men were walking...

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Women's Rights

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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