Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Yanter, Look it up

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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