Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

My name is Harry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

wael.. nuff said

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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