- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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