What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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