if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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