- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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