What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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WNBA

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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The WNBA

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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I'm hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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