- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

CAVE JOHNSON.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Keanu Reaves

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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